Today, while sneezing from the dust at work, I remembered how I used to make myself sneeze when I was a little girl. I would hit my nose dead center with the heel of my palm and that would usually start a sneezing fit. I used to do this several times in a row and manage to never really hurt my nose because the force was calculated.

You may be wondering, what was I doing? Was I some sort of masochist? Well, I experienced no pain while doing this and I would get some sort of natural high from sneezing so much. I'd get all woozy and let out a big blissful sigh.

During the 10th grade, I learned in a biology class that sneezing triggers the same pleasure centers in the brain as an orgasm does. That explained it all to me.

I'm a born hedonist.